Monday, July 25, 2005

A letter

Dear oppressive heat and humidity,

Please go away.

Thank you,
Andrew

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You think YOU'VE got it bad? Try living in North Carolina for a while.

(p.s. this is payback for all the times you called me a wimp for complaining about the cold)

Anonymous said...

If you think you have it bad with humidity, imagine how Florida feels, they've got hurricanes! Face it, no matter how bad you think things are, someone else in the world is likely to be a lot worse off than you are. Chew on that and give thanks you have access to air conditioning.

Anonymous said...

Actually, hurricanes are quite fun. I mean, once you ignore the whole "blowing over everything you know" element, they're really exciting AND they provide a nice break from the humidity. Not to mention, once they're done, you tend to have gorgeous weather for a while...

...on second thought Andrew, maybe you should just pray for a hurricane!

Anonymous said...

So my friend Jenna reminded me that humidity in a city like New York is pretty intense. I apologize for my lack of empathy. I can only imagine it feels like a stone oven in there. It pays to live in a small city like Grand Rapids, you should come visit sometime. GR gets quite a bit of humidity because of the lake effect but at least the lake is within 50 miles of here so one can cool down if such an event were to occur. Anywho, humidity, it's a bitch, but just go hang out in hotel lobbies until you get kicked out if you don't have AC at home/work.